An elderly man died while waiting in line for his old age pension. How can senior citizens get their allowance as easily as our beloved leaders get an air ambulance?

The Nepali Congress couldn't provide anything else, so they gave us all a headache by stopping traffic.

How about giving the Melamchi tunnel contract to the prisoners who escaped by digging tunnels?

I was with Comrade Chairman when there was an earthquake yesterday. Since the quake originated in China, we suspect Kiran Comrade was behind it.