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Some people say we need a Lee Kuan You to fix things in Nepal. I think things have gone beyond even the Minister Mentor. For example, when the Homeward Minister gave the order last week that there would be undercover spot checks at police stations to curb petty corruption, an alert went out on the police walkie-talkie system: "Spot checks tomorrow. Look smart, keep your hands clean."

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Trust the kangresis to be outraged about the Japanese ambassador's proposal to change the name of BP Rajmarga to 'Japan-Nepal Friendship Highway'. This is probably the first time in the history of Nepal-Nippon relations (after the Neps vs Japs jungle warfare in Burma during WWII) that bilateral ties have been strained. There is no way the NC is going to agree to letting go of the BP tag, it would be like renaming the 'Nelson Mandela Stadium' the 'FIFA Stadium'. So there is only one way out of this before war breaks out between the two countries again: the Japanese could build us an East-West Shinkansen, and call it the Nepal-Japan Friendship Ballot Train.

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The Boxer rebellion within the Baddies is getting badder. After Janadisha got shut down, the feud between the PKD and BRB factions has spilled into Mirmire FM and the national airline. The new Touristic Minister sacked both rival Baddie and UML-backed CEOs and installed his Kalikot left-hand man and revolutionary poet, Comrade Neptune (that is his real name) at the helm. The story is that Khadga Budder kamred wanted Com Yummy's crony out of NAC, and his crony in.

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As far as we can make out, Chairman Fearsomeness's game plan is to fill up the entire state machinery with his relatives and cronies. He has already padded the Baddie ethnic state councils with sons, dotters, sons-in-law, nephews, and bros-in-law. His own ABC channel is serialising the life and times of First Lady Sita kamred. CDOs have been replaced, DSPs and SPs have been transferred to ensure a two-thirds majority in elections next spring. The strategy is to stymie any effort to draft a news constitution till Dasain by backtracking on integration numbers, being absent from Special Committee meetings and wasting time meeting American businessmen.

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You must have heard that the census enumerators went along to Nirmal Niwas to count the ex-king. They wished Kingji happy birthday and asked him his ethnic group. His ex-Majesty's reply: "Nepali." After KingG refused to be more specific, the exasperated enumerators themselves ticked 'Thakuri' and left.



1. Gole
Lee Kuan You cannot visitNepal so often.
 Make provision of 5 seats in the upper house to be constituted in the new constitution for Overseas Nepalis.


2. DG
Twice in a day a broken clock  gives the right time. 
Ex-Majesty has shown to the rest of us what it means to be a Nepali this time.
He has very rightly asked the enumarator to register him as a Nepali.
 Hinduka pichhe gyan.


3. Kale
Bravo First Lady Comrade Sita.

Sita Tower in Pokhara.
Mukti Tower in Kathmadu.
&
Prakash Tower in Chitwan.

Hip hip hurrah.


4. who cares
"Ex-Majesty has shown to the rest of us what it means to be a Nepali this time. 
He has very rightly asked the enumarator to register him as a Nepali. "


ya, the person who used to praise himself with the help of armed force like using all kind of praises even in his name "shree 5 maharaja dhirak ... dev", today wants to create propaganda for himself by calling himself nepali.


why in nepal, those who were ready to give their life for the country were hanged and people did not care,  but those opportunist murderers are praised just for using one word.




that is why nepal is going through curse. 







5. jange
Ass is jealous because nothing has been named after him. And he hasn't been given a lucrative appointment.

6. Soni

Nothing can be more surreal than a country supposedly in the process of drafting a constitution in an environment that has exceeded the constitutional limits prescribed for the draft. The Supreme Court insists that the interim constitution limits the tenure of the constituent assembly to two years and allows and extension of, first, three and then another three months only in the extraordinary circumstance of a national emergency. The constitutional decree has been ignored not once by one year but again at the moment by another three months. In other words, this extension by amendments is itself unconstitutional. This is regardless of the technicality that the extension date was exceeded by a day. The illegitimacy of the exercise is as impudent as is the decision at the outset to insist on a republican constitution before the constitution has been drafted. This constitutional crime, moreover, is to be accepted as legitimate even if the very legitimacy of the total constitutional drafting exercise and the elections to the constituent assembly and even the restoration of the duly dissolved parliament by a king that was asked to accede to the demands of the Janaandolan 2. Indeed, that this agenda should be so blatantly endorsed and the unconstitutionality ignored by the external sponsors of 'democracy, human rights and constitutionalism' makes obvious the non-national agenda of the supreme law for this land and this, by itself makes the whole process surreal.


It is another matter that this external sponsorship of the perverted political process chose to ignore the democratic aberrations of the Janaandolan 2 in the very first place. A constitutional monarchy was asked by an elected prime minister to prolong his term in office without elections because he could not conduct elections for which he had asked the monarchy to dissolve parliament. A resignation not forthcoming, the king was given no choice other than to sack his prime minister and ask the parties represented in the dissolved parliament for a national government in view of the constitutional crisis. Party leaders, ignoring the need for an all-party government recommended themselves to the post and, if not, asked that the king nominate minority party leaders to head government and later combined to oppose such governments from the streets, remarkably, when these governments began dialogues with the primary threat to the constitution, the insurgent Maoists. Resignations inevitably forthcoming, the constitutional monarch then nominated the next best thing to a national government, a majority government in the dissolved parliament. That coalition government unable to evolve a common approach to the insurgency, the constitutional monarch who was the guardian of the constitution and the symbol of national unity sought the cooperation of all stakeholders in parliament under his chairmanship in order to put the constitution back on track. Strangely enough, these stakeholders sought to coalesce with the very threat to the constitution, the insurgents, at the behest of forces which had branded the insurgents as terrorists even before the Nepal government, isolated the monarchy and successfully launched Janaandolan 2.


This stark anomaly of the very political parties that defied the constitution now advocating another without the king and defying the very limits of the interim constitution that they set themselves only speaks of the surrealism evoked in the fact it is they being given the monopoly of drafting a new constitution. The fact is that, if the constitution is to be what the three major parties say it is, then the whole process of constitutionalism has already become redundant. That a media which actively partnered the change and the external forces which sponsored it refuse to see the continuing anomaly and the glaring impudence makes obvious that the agenda is much more than constitutionalism, democracy and human rights for the country. It is not for nothing that the sponsors dismissed as indulgent 'walkabout' of the king's countryside trips where the bulk locals dared to throng the king despite the real bullets and threats of the Janaandolan 2.

It took none less than the insurgency leader to publicly allege particular party leaders provoking the insurgents to fatally target candidates to the municipal elections held by the king in his bid to put the constitution back on track for which he had asked for a three year limit. Nothing is more surreal than the fact that this is the fifth year without elections and over nine years of no local government. What can underscore the impudence more than a supposedly caretaker government being allowed to introduce a national budget for the year along with a program to man the local bodies when the constitution- extended on the ruse of a five-point program- is due to expire in about two months now? It is not for nothing that this surrealism is, this year too, accentuated by the thousands who continue to throng the king (now former) to wish him a happy birthday today (Thursday) too. 

As a nationalist who chooses to remain in the country even without his throne and as a constitutionalist and democrat, the former king deserves his due from his people regardless of the organized foreign sponsored detraction.



7. Soni
I have just posted the editorial in Peoplesreview here, hope it manages to get past the censors and irritates as many people as possible.

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