Gaddafi the Guffadi - Nepali Times

Libya is burning �but our so-called civilised nations are only worried about them 'oil' prices kyaaruh! Now, Gaddafi and his 'chamchas' are busy attacking their own people with all they got...tanks skanks, plane slane �and this is not Egypt so if the 'Western' world don't act now...then them Libyans will be butchered by 'Brotherly Leader and Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya' aka Gaddafi!

Gaddafi has been ruling Libya like his 'khet-baari' for the last 41 years! They have some oil soil �and if you thought Saddam was worse...Gaddafi not only speaks and acts like a hobo but dresses like one as well!

Gaddafi is a crazy wacko...we all know that...but them kuireys will make deals left and right as long as they make some money out of it! For years, Gaddafi supported all anti-West radicals and terrorists �and then a few years ago he was like 'okay �I have had it...let's be friends' and the West welcomed him like he was their 'man'...but Gaddafi should have learned a few things from Saddam and Mubarak pani...the West will love you as long as you make money for them...or you support their foreign policy nataks but if the tide begins to turn then you better grab your 'billions' and run for the hills kya!

And when it comes to them fashion sashion �Prabal Gurung can step aside �hahah! Gaddafi will give our 'Rauteys' a run for their towels and bedsheets! Gaddafi must be smoking crack...because if he sees some nice 'curtains' �then the next day it will be his dress sress kyaaruh!

So �hope they get rid of Gaddafi soon or maybe we should send John Galliano (fired by Dior) there and help the Libyan leader with his outfit! Baroo...why not ship him to Italy (since he has them investments there!)...he has all the money soney to buy Christian Dior and maybe John can design 'funny curtains' once again �hahah!

Meantyam, Krishna Prasad Bhattarai aka Kishunji aka 'The Umbrella Man' aka 'Lover-Boy' aka 'Paan-wallah' is no more! We don't know much about BP and we know GM as the 'one who didn't want to be the Prime-Monster'....and now with KP gone �the 'Congressi' chapter is closed forever!

Today's Congressis are nothing but bunch of jackasses! BP wrote stories, GM could still kick arse when he was 80 and our beloved Kishunji could still come up with funny one-liners till a week ago! Our netas should a learn a thing or two from KP. First, never get married! If you don't get married, then you probably won't have kids �then you don't have to make your son 'computer operator' like our Prachandey dai!

Second, if you chew 'paan' then you won't be spitting 'venom' every tyam you are invited to some function!
Third, don't worry if your friends backstab you and you lose them election selection and what not! Life goes on ni...KP was played by our great GP but he never carried a grudge and even though them 'Rajas' never treated him well �he was still a 'Yes, we do need a King, myan' kind of guy!

I think we need to add this new clause in our so-called 'new' constitution as well! Only 'Bachelors' will be allowed to be our mantris and pradhan-mantris! Well, let's see...I only see Rajesh Hamal �haha! There we go �Rajesh Hamal �we need a real Hero kya! Please save us...if you can bitch-slap them goondas then you can do it in real-life as well!