Ass missing
 The Ass, last seen close to the Nepal-Tibet border in early November. |
In a sad turn of events, the Ass has gone missing along the Nepal-Tibet border. The media community has greeted the news with dismay, and there are suspicions that he could have been abducted by wildlife smugglers. Ransom demands, if made, are sure to be rejected.
Media analysts have suggested that the kidnapping was probably triggered by the luckless Ass's relentless cynicism, coupled with his unbearably tedious double entendres. Nepali Times is looking for a replacement donkey. Apply with photographs in triplicate to [email protected]
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