Let them eat ice-cream- Nepali Times

The take-care prime minister is getting so bored with endless elections he is gorging on ice-cream. Can't blame him, he has a sweet tooth and needs a sugar fix. The good news is that under Nepal's watch, Nepal has officially become self-sufficient in ice-cream.

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Former prime minister-to-be Lotus Flower is back from Malaysia. First, we heard that he was invited by the Asia-Pacific Exchange and Cooperation Foundation, but when he got to KL (on the same flight, by the way, as former Clown Prince Paras) he denied he was invited by that group. But when the marigold-bedecked PKD returned to KTM on Wednesday he held up a certificate to prove the Foundation was genuine. The plaque read:

'We are honor To Appointment Mr Prachanda Path as the Co-Chairman of Asia-Pacific Exchange & Cooperation Foundation (signed) Wunan Xiao.' Go ahead, Google 'Asia Pacific Exchange and Cooperation Foundation'.

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What was Comrade Path doing in Malaysia really? Did he go to meet his Uncooked handlers from the Noida days, or did Comrade Krishna Bahadur accompany the Chairman in person to collect the 500 million bucks promised in The Wiretap? By the way, as a token of appreciation, Nepali journalists in KL presented the ex-prime minister-to-be with a biography of Comrade Mahathir Mohamad. The visit was so secret that when Ram Karki was asked why his Boss was in Malaysia he shrugged his shoulders and said "I have absolutely no idea", and he looked like he meant it. And what's with Sita Comrade's cool new tinted contacts, BTW.

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The Ass has now reached the conclusion that the best place for PKD to meet RAW is in PRC itself. One hears on
the grapevine that Singapore and Bangkok were suggested as rendezvous points by The Spooks, but PKD thought all three had been tainted because of his past meetings with them there, so he changed it to Malaysia. Superfluous came back so charged, he declared war on India on arrival, and fired the first salvo in Phaplu on Wednesday. And Jhallubabu got the fright of his life when someone he thought would support his prime ministerial bid told him to go stuff it. The trouble with PKD and JNK is that both comrades think they can outsmart the other.

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Laldhoj used the time the boss was away in Malaysia to sneak off to Shitall Nibas and secretly meet the president, something he'd not dared do before. PKD found out anyway, which is probably why BRB is cleansing his pro-Indian image within the party to improve his chances ahead of the Baddie Extended Meeting. Looks like the comrades who spent 10 years underground in the jungles terrorising everyone are themselves terrified of the dengue mosquito, and shifted their meeting from Chitwan to Gorkha.

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Nepal's sovereignty has suffered another major blow with the refusal by duty-free shops at the new airport terminal in New Delhi to sell duty-free booze to Kathmandu-bound passengers. We don't know why, but with 10 flights a day between the two capitals and given the Nepali capacity to imbibe fire water, wonder who is losing out? Time to contemplate a diplomatic tit-for-tat and stop selling alcohol to Indians in KTM?

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1. Kale
Makune looks like a gigolo just come out from a burlesque show in Soho, licking the ice cream cone .
But don't think he is alone . he is the prototype of all the rests.

Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 12:08 PM NST

2. Kale
Cum-red Lotus Flower should be given Doctor of Philosophy h.c.on his successful strategy of deception;. He has produced proof already.
it does not matter if it is in the name of Path, a vishnu has 1000 names.
congrat Cum-raid Prachandalji.

Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 12:15 PM NST

3. Bhaicha
Declare Comrade Gopal Kirati, the Patriot of the Year for his debacles., for his adventure exploits.
Congralutation H.E. Sood , for you have joined the George Bush Club now.

Bagyamani lai lat hanyo ,halbaiko pasalma.
Prachadtusi you have now a real chela who really performs; guru chela thelam thela.

Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 12:23 PM NST

4. Baburam Rai
Prachanda is our Houdini. Prachanda Chhbilal Sircar; that is P.C.Sircar. of Nepalese Politics.He can hoodwink any one.
There is no magic only magicians goes the saying.
God bless the Great Magician of the World Comrade Prachanda.

Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 12:30 PM NST

5. King
At first, he falls at the feet,
Then he eats the flesh on the back, (does harm in your absence.)
In the ears, he hums sweet and strange sounds,(speaks sweetly in your presence.)
Having observed a weak point,
he suddenly enters without any fear,
a mosquito performs the same deeds,
As that of a wicked person.--Hitopadesha.
A mosquito is like a wicked person as this sloka in the Hitopadesha describes. So there is every reason that our comrades are afraid of them.
a dengue mosquito is the Achilles'heel of UCPN (Maoist).
Thisis for their opponents to identify this mosquito!

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Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 1:06 PM NST

6. Raja
Prachada ,Prachanda take me money and run Venezuela.(rhymes with Matilda, Matilda ).
No wonder our dear leader 's next destination can be Venezuela!

Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 1:11 PM NST

7. King
At first, he falls at the feet,
Then he eats the flesh on the back, (does harm in your absence.)
In the ears, he hums sweet and strange sounds,(speaks sweetly in your presence.)
Having observed a weak point,
he suddenly enters without any fear,
a mosquito performs the same deeds,
As that of a wicked person.--Hitopadesha.
A mosquito is like a wicked person as this sloka in the Hitopadesha describes. So there is every reason that our comrades are afraid of them.
a dengue mosquito is the Achilles'heel of UCPN (Maoist).
Thisis for their opponents to identify this mosquito!

,

Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 1:39 PM NST

8. who cares
just when we are about to see off summer, some rich man's grandsons have started to produce ice cream, and are trying to sell on existing rate. .... ok...... good luck.

Dahal claims there were participants from China, Thailand, Vietnam and other countries but ....... no malaysian.

i think, this is not the first time that puspa and clown xprince are in the same air bus. what's cooking.

few days ago, jhallu ram said "the ca should be dissolve and go for fresh election". ...... wonder what could be the behind story. ... but i do support.

Comrade's cool new tinted contacts, BTW..... what the hell is BTW.

rukkum rolpa- little n korea of nepal (iron law)

gorkha- little cuba of nepal (total commie area)

chitwan- little afghanistan of nepal (area with talibans who attack oppositions).

happy dashain to those who dont like dashain.

Posted on: 08 OCT 2010 | 2:38 PM NST

9. jange
Why is "kam chalau" translated as " care taker". The correct translation is "make do", or "getting by", "skimp" or some such.

Posted on: 09 OCT 2010 | 5:05 PM NST

10. Dr B
Comrade lotus-flower?

Don't you mean Comrade Gadha ...... check here http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/22509

Posted on: 09 OCT 2010 | 5:57 PM NST

11. Danny
Eat Rajkhani to celebrate Dasai and rejuvinate yourselves Comrade Leaders.

Ice cream is not a Nepali dish. It originated in its earlier form in Iran about 600B.C..; in China about 200 BC.In its present form in England and America during 18th century.
Prime Minister Madhav kumar has ushered the coming of Dasai festival with an ice cream cone.
we are in a great impasse in our political history at this juncture.
let us start with a real treat of the Dasai-Tihar-Chhat festive season. our friends have a suggestion and found a real royal Nepalese cuisine. Guess.
It is called Rajkhani, rajale khane kura.Can make cutlet fry and raj-chilly with it.
It ismade out of the balls(testes) of a goat, boka, not castrated one.. Only not castrated goat is worthy of a bali, sacrifice. So it is only available in o plenty during the Dasai,when there is bali at every devi- temple.
as it is a delicacy it is beyond the reach of ordinary sole. our great leaders need stamina and vitality( more if they have to wage war with our neighbour) So it is suggested that they should have a joint party eating rajkhani, as they have tea party every year. Thuis will improve their brain power as well;as discriminative skilland will keep them in good humour.
There is a place in Tripureswar , a restaurant opposite Blue Bird Complex .where they serve this delicacy. So Comrades of Nepal do not miss this occasion to revitalize yourselves.
We are willing to serve our revered leaders Rajkhai cutlets or Raj-chilly as a treat for the sake of our national cause; awake ,arise our leaders.It is better than ice cream.
PS. - Changro ko pani huncha, rangoko pani hunchha.

Posted on: 09 OCT 2010 | 6:28 PM NST

12. JiraKhursani
Now we are the proud owner of "Guiness Book of World Record for The Smallest Man in the Planet", we also deserve the title "Smallest Men in the Politics" for all of our dear leaders. So, lets petition Guiness Book to return back to nepal and investigate our pyara netas.

On the side note, government formation in IRAQ is going on for the last 29 weeks and we have just completed 12 rounds of PM election. So, we are still ahead of IRAQ. All of us should be proud of it.

Happy Dashain

Posted on: 15 OCT 2010 | 5:32 PM NST

13. bhaicha
He deserves Ice-sans-cream only.
Feed him to his satisfaction.

Also his opponents.

They should have their Last Supper of Ice-sans-cream.

Posted on: 18 OCT 2010 | 9:58 AM NST

14. Bukhyacha

Let Chaukidar PM eat ice cream. Guliyomaa bhuliyo...

After all, we did see him on New Road with a jhadu in his hand and a nakab on his face.

Jokes aside, you can see the state of the state with MKN and his crew have no work to do, absolutely nothing to do for which we pay them salary and benefits including housing, transportation, electricity and other utility bills. He will be the worst PM after Sherbahadur and Girija in the recent history.

Posted on: 19 OCT 2010 | 12:49 PM NST