Unceremonial Chairman, Respective Vice-chairmen, Comrades-in-Arms, Fellow Despots of the Great International Proliferate Revolution, Card-carrying Sycophants, Trusted Toadies and Grudging Admirers who have been forced marched to this venue out of their own free will.
It gives me great pleasure to stand before you today to deliver this keynote address to the graduating class of the Nepal College of Disastrous Mismanagement. I promise not to be brief.
You are about to take a great leap forward into the school of life and you will soon understand that history indeed repeats itself, so there is really no need to waste your time learning from it because we can just make the same mistakes over and over again. That is the beauty of scientific dialectic materialism: it's never having to say you are sorry for past wrongs. You don't even need to invent a new dogma, you can just recycle an outmoded one.
Which is why we now have a chance to once more relive the glorious tradition of the people's democratic dictatorship of the proletariat and to experience its therapeutic and purifying benefits through the persecution of intellectuals and counter-revolutionary revisionist elements as a permanent feature of class struggle in societal transformation. It is therefore incumbent upon us of the leftist persuasion once and for all to weed out imperialism, expansionism, feudalism, bureaucrat-capitalism and tourism.
The Great Helmsman must be turning in his maosoleum and itching to get back into the fray when he looks down at us from where he is comfortably ensconced in his happy hunting ground inside his glass casket. It is humbling to see that his name lives on and is still a household word here. Just goes to show that cults of personality can transcend into the afterlife even if you are an avowed atheist because temporal tyrants see themselves as permanent representatives and plenipotentiaries to Earth of the Divine Dictator.
And now in the spirit of the times since getting rich is glorifying and because it doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white as long as it poos outside, let me take a short commercial break here. My harangue from the pulpit today is sponsored by Google (Motto: 'We've removed the word democracy from our search engine') and Yahoo ('So have we').
As you all know since Google is the opium of the masses it is important at this stage in our revolution to be cognizant of the contradictions between correct and incorrect ideas on the internet which are reflections of contradictions within society and it is our duty to remove them by removing ideologically impure words like 'Tashi Dele&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'&#'216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;216;', 'Press freedom' and 'Sex' that contaminate cyberspace and protect impressionable young minds from being corrupted by subversive reactionary notions of western decadence.
In making revolution, one must strike while the iron is hot, as Comrade Trotsky said, so that one revolution follows another in order to keep spinning without interruption at about 2,500 RPM. It is an absolute law that imperialism is moribund capitalism and the working class and toiling masses must be vigilant against embourgeoisement and distortion by reactionaries in the essence of the revolution by propagated reformism and the theory of class conciliation which may deflect the movement in the road to compromise and put off the victory by fostering a romantic notion of non-violence. It is yet another triumph in the advance of permanent revolution from the bourgeois-democratic phase to the socialist phase and ultimately to utopian communism that ideological consciousness, socio-political relationships militate against antagonistic contradictions to be ratified by uncompromising hostility and the violence of mass campaigns.
Guards! Take away that evil running dog class enemy at the back who has fallen asleep to the dungeons.
