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Instead of sacrificing or worshipping buffalos, however, Mrs Awesome has this time taken to rearing them. Remember while still underground hubby boy had told the TOI (in that famous interview from Noida in which he confessed to having a crush on Karisma Manandhar) that he drank two glasses of buffalo milk a day? Well, it looks like Comrade Bhayanak could not stand the plastic milk sold at the Naya Bajar corner shop and misses the creamy whole milk of Delhi Dairy. So Sita Ma'm, who has already inducted a jersey cow in the parking lot of the Pistachio Palace, now wants to expand the Red Cow Dairy Farm with a she-buffalo from Chitwan so that the Dahal clan will be self-sufficient in milk and honey.
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Even after being stymied by EOIKTM, Awesome has still not given up trying to get an audience in Delhi to explain his case. You have to be either half-empty in the brain department or a blind supporter to still trust the guy after the Shaktikhor tape in which the Chairman basically tells his audience: "Ha ha ha I really hoodwinked everyone, you'd be a fool to trust me. I'm actually a compulsive liar. Ha ha ha." And it has happened again.
After demanding the prime minister's resignation for one whole year, the Comrade is now saying oh no, we'll decide
the integration numbers after we come to power.
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Two weeks ago, the entire nation watched Awe-Inspiring being ambushed by reporters as he said he was being "besieged by people within my own party". Well, on Monday Com Dina repeatedly denied on Image tv that his boss ever said such a thing. The ink hadn't even dried on PKD's outburst and his spin doctors were already lying about it. Remember how all the pictures of the Kremlin ramparts don't have a single image of Trotsky from the second anniversary celebration of the Russian Revolution? The Soviets were airbrushing history a whole century before photoshop was discovered.
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The question puzzling everyone is why PKD, BRB and the entire baddie brass stayed away from the presscon in which the Maoists announced their high-level talks team. Only Kaji Naran Kamred was there. We can understand that the Chairman has been working overtime to lobby for next week's election in parliament, but BRB? Meanwhile JNK (jilted by PKD after MKN resigned) better watch his BP when shouting at the PM during UML meets.
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Many of you have written to the donkey asking what will happen next. Who do you think I am, an octopus? The asstrologer has consulted the oracles, and here it is:
1. The baddies can't muster the numbers and reluctantly agree to a Jhallu-led coalition that they will support from the outside
2. JNK belatedly discovers PKD has been promiscuously wooing Upadro Yadav too and says to hell with it and the UML-led coalition with the baddies in the opposition continues
3. The Maoists decide to make the best of it and agree to a UML-MJF-NC coalition led by Madhesis and support from the outside (this will mean the prez, vice-prez, PM will all be Madhesi, yay!)
4. NC-led coalition with RCP as PM with baddies in opposition
5. The world gets hit by an asteroid and Nepal's travails will pale into insignificance
Belated happy 64th to kingji. BTW, were those YCLs in mufti we saw outside Nirmal Nibas providing security?
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